Ben Meyers’ rating: 3.3|5.0
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The Spy Next Door delivers
Jackie Chan as a family man and somehow fails in presentation. The movie quickly
turns into a ‘wannabe spy movie with kids’ and further complicates itself with
the unholy casting of Billy Ray Cyrus and George Lopez as the other two parts
of this trinity. Nothing seems to work in this film.
Film Poster Courtesy of Wikipedia
Storyline
CIA
Agent Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) finds it is not so easy to retire from the CIA.
Additional Thanks
Thank
you to Director Bryan Levant for
directing effort. Thank you to Executive Producers Ryan Kavanaugh, Ira Shuman,
Solon So, and Tucker Tooley for making the film possible. Additional
characters/cast include: Gillian (Amber Valletta), Farren (Madeline Carroll),
Ian (Will Shadley), Nora (Alina Foley), Anton Poldark (Magnús Scheving), Colton
James (Billy Ray Cyrus), Glaze (George Lopez), Creel (Katherine Boecher), and
Cute Girl (Mia Stallard).
Buy a ticket? Yes? No? Maybe?
Maybe. For the hard-core Jackie Chan fan, the film works; but, for the person looking for a film along this same storyline, a better watch is The Pacifier with Vin Diesel.
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