WHO GETS THE DOG? (Theatrical Release USA 2016)

Ben Meyers’ rating: 3.3|5.0 Starsììì

Who Gets the Dog? cannot survive its boring script or its average acting. How did this film make it to the theaters? Nothing new here; it’s all been done before and definitely did nothing for the careers of Alicia Silverstone or Ryan Kwanten. Don’t bother picking it up in the $5 DVD bin at Walmart. That money would better be given to the man out front asking for a hot meal.

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Storyline

Clay Lonnergan (Ryan Kwanten) and Olive Greene’s (Alicia Silverstone) divorce plans create an argument over which of them will get the dog.

Additional Thanks

Thank You to Director Huck Botko for directing efforts. Thank you to Executive Producers Shaked Berenson, Peggy Case, Ppatrick Ewald, Blythe Frank, and Jack Meredith for making the film possible. Additional characters/cast include: Glenn Hannon (Randall Batinkoff), Rhett (Matty Ryan), Libby (Rachel Cerda), Koji (Devin Bethea), Dr. Wendy (Amy J. Carle), Squatter Leader (Patrick Zielinski), and Squatter (Maury Cooper).

Buy a ticket? Yes? No? Maybe?

Maybe. If you are dying to see Alicia Silverstone on the big screen, then the film might offer a fix; otherwise, let this one go.

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